I've not posted in a while so here are some more of my recent ramblings. . .

Monday, September 29, 2008

Drive By Faggoting

So, this was my first year ever going to a gay pride festival. We had a really great time at the parade and at the festival. We got soooo many frickin beads (So show me your boobs). But something happened while we were out and about that I haven't experienced in a long time. The Drive By Faggot.

I'll explain. . .
Lance and I were thirsty, but didn't have any cash and didn't really want to spend 3.00 for a bottle of pepsi, so we decided to walk to an ATM down the street from the park. We ended up walking to Walgreens instead and got some drank and made our trek back towards the park. On our way back a really brave guy decided that he was man enough to yell FAGGOTS at us as his friend drove by us. Now, what I've never understood is why can't these guys ever grow a set big enough to say that directly to my face. It's always driving by me, or waiting until he was far enough behind me or past me to where I may or may not hear. Is there some inherent str8 male redneck gene that causes them to be able to yell faggot at someone from afar, but can only say it to their face if there's more than one of them grouped together? Insanity. What do they care? Are they afraid I'm going to get more dick than them? Perhaps I'll never understand. . .but it is rather amusing.

Well, Lance and I moved into our new place this last weekend. Started after I got off work Wednesday afternoon and didn't get finished until about 6pm Friday night. We took the day off on Saturday and Sunday we put everything a way and have are finally enjoying our new place. It's smaller than the other, but very cozy. I'm really starting to enjoy it. I'd like to have a small house warming get together soon, so keep an eye out for that.

Hope all is well. . .and I just wanted to share my story with you all. Thanks for reading!
Sunday, September 14, 2008

My Year of Firsts

So here it is September, the year almost done and so many things have happened to me this year. Lots of things that I've never done or experienced I've had the chance to do or will do. It's definitely been a good one.

1. I ate sushi for the first time. I have to say, it is really very good. My favorite is the Philadelphia roll, cuz I love me some cream cheese. . .it just blends well with my tastes I guess. Yay me.

2. I stage managed my first show. I stage managed the show My Boyfriend The Stripper for Angry Dominatrix Productions. I had a lot of fun doing it. It was very different being on the other side of things.

3. I turned 29. . .obvious. . .how many times in your life do you turn 29? It was nice though. My car insurance rates dropped. WOO HOO!! I love paying less money for the same shiz.

4. Lance and I broke up and got back together. Hopefully this is something that never EVER happens again, but it was a good learning lesson for both of us. He is such a huge and important part of my life. I can't imagine my life without him.

5. We bought an Xbox 360 and I've become a bit of a gamer. Not that I never played video games before but I've really gotten into a lot of 360 games.

6. I'm going to my very first gay pride next weekend. Lance has been wanting to go since we got together, I've never really had a desire to go, but I figured, why the hell not go and see what it's all about. . .

7. I've lost almost 60lbs in 8 months. I believe it's the first time I've done that. I mean my weight has flucuated a lot, especially since I was diagnosed with Crohn's. . .but this time I think I'm going to keep it off.

8. I actually learned to enjoy working out. It's really true. I really love going to the fitness center. Weird. . .

What a lovely grocery list of a blog this is. . .but what the hell. I haven't blogged nearly enough this year.

Lance and I are moving on the 25th so if you're around and would like to give us a hand. . .I would totally love you and appreciate it! Just let me know. . .PLEASE HELP!! :-)

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Another Year Older

I turned 29 yesterday. YAY Me! Thanks to the people who wished me a happy birthday. Screw you all who didn't!!!!!! :-p Since I haven't posted since February, I've performed in 2 shows, stage managed 1 and did makeup design for another. Got a raise at work, started and quit a 2nd job. Broke up with Lance for like 2 weeks and got back together. Lost nearly 60 pounds since December and grew back all my facial hair.

Gonna have a big party for my 30th next year. I want you all to be there. Even you rude bitches that didn't wish me a happy 29! Love you scum!! :-)

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

My Return to Theatre

It's been almost 3 years since I've been on stage. In some ways it was a blessing, a chance to recharge the batteries. Lately, I've been getting that itch. That burning desire deep inside that kept saying, you need to do this. Well, my opportunity has finally presented itself. I'll be performing in Broadway on a Budget with Anagram Productions for the Dallas Fringe Festival. I think this will be a great return to the stage for me. I have to thank Jack for this wonderful opportunity. THANKS JACK!!!

So, here it is February 2008. Where the hell does the time go? It seems like yesterday that Lance and I moved into our new home. . .we've been here almost a year. . .insanity. I think I mention this fact in every blog, but it's still so very surreal to me. I'm not really sure why, but this is really the first place that's felt like 'home' since I left Iowa. I guess that's because we've made it our own.

Lance and I have gone to the Dark Side. . .yes, after much deliberation, we did it. We bought an XBox 360 *queue the horrid screams* I know I know. . .how dare we betray Sony to Microsoft, but honestly, can you blame us? We got the XBox for less than 200.00. . .the PS3 is still running like 500.00. Obviously the lesser of 2 evils wins out. . .even if it is *gasp* Microsoft. . . (Don't worry we still plan on getting a PS3 in the near future) *sighs of relief*

Although the next gen system looks absolutely wonderful on our HDTV. . .so does the HD DVR though. . .I looooovvvvvveeeeee the DVR. It makes me very happy that I can watch Strangers With Candy every day when I get home from work. It's also very nice rewinding live tv to catch things I missed and to watch really funny/fucked up/out there scenes in Nip/Tuck.

Speaking of Nip/Tuck. . .if you've never seen this show, you have GOT to see it. It's fuckin crazy loco insane. But it's so damn addictive. It's soap opera for guys *kinda like my WWE fetish* I've also been into Reba and season 1 of Charmed lately. Yes, I know. . .I have taste that's really out there, but fuck it, I'm cute, I can get away with it! :-)

Sooooo. . .this whole Super Tuesday bullshit just came and went. Obviously I'm not a Republican. . .but I'm not a Democrat either. I'm very proudly Independant. That said, I don't want any of the current bastards to win. I'm seriously hoping that Michael Bloomberg decides to run. If not and it's Ralph Nader, I'm gonna have to go with Nader, again. (Honestly, who would vote for Bush or Kerrey?)

So, Lance was sick with Tonsillitis almost the entire month of January. This is like the 4th time in 2 years that he's had this shit. I think this time was the worst though. I can honestly say I have NEVER EVER seen tonsils that were white one day, then white with black spots, then purple, then brown. Not only were they brown, but they were so damn swollen, it looked like one giant mass of crap in the back of his throat. Needless to say, he didn't eat for like 3 weeks. Lucky bastard lost a bunch of weight. He's a skinny bitch, and as Monique says, we gotta bop him on the head! But finally, finally he's gotten his appetite back, and he's getting back into the gym a bit with me, so hopefully he can build up a bunch more muscle mass and he'll be even smokin hotter than he already is. . . .mmmmmmmmmm. (Yeah, I get to see him nekkid every day, bitches!!)

So, I've taken some medicine that's makin me a lil loopy, drowsy and crazy. (No not the crazy meds I take every day) I think it was an Ambien. . .mmmm Ambien. So yeah, I'm off to wash my bod n hit the sack. Loves to all!

Robot Chicken is one of the funniest shows on tv. . .if you've never watched it, you need to check it out! There's nothing quite as fun as seeing Optimus Prime from Transformers with prostate cancer. Check it out on youtube if you get the chance.

So another month has come and gone. Another month end behind me. This is Lance and my anniversary month. It also marks my one year anniversary at work. Both happen within 3 days of each other. *The 22nd and 25th respectively* I have lots of ideas in mind for a gift, I know there are a lot of things he wants. There are lots of things I'd love to get him, but not sure on fundage. Hopefully I'll be getting a raise this month. That would be super. . .Anyway, if you have suggestions on a place to take him for dinner, let me know! :-)

We decided against the apartments we were looking at, for a different complex. We really didn't like the idea of living in a big box, even if it did come with a washer and dryer. This apartment is huge, has a great bar and is a more interesting plan than just a box. . .yeah. . .I'm not sure if that came out right, but you'll understand when we have our housewarming party. If you can't come to the party, I'll post photos.

So, I went out and bought a satellite radio for the car. I'm not quite sure how I ever lived without it. 170 different stations of music/talk radio to choose from. That and I can stream it live on the internet. . .it's sooooooo awesome. Yeah. . .I can't get over it. I love it. We've been listening to the Dance/Electronica stations. Good stuff!

Lance is getting his wisdom teeth pulled out on Friday. So, he'll be eating a lot of soup, jello, pudding etc for the next couple weeks. Poor guy :-( If you all want to send him a get-well card, I'm sure he'd really like it!

So I read this article a while back about how Usher does 1,000 crunches a day to keep his abs so firm. So I figured, if he can do it. . .so can I. So yeah. . .I'm doing 1,000 situps a day. It was really painful the first 2 days, but I'm getting used to it. They also got new equipment in the fitness center here, so we've been working out there a lot as well. Feels G O O D. But of course, Lance has always been hot. . .I'm just trying to match.

It's always struck me as very humorous. When I was single, I never got hit on. Well, I did. . .but I don't consider come ons by people old enough to be my grandfather as valid. But now that I'm in a relationship, it's like guys are coming out of the woodwork. I'm not quite sure what it is about a person who's taken. Is it the thrill of the chase? Or perhaps it's pining for that which is unattainable.. . .either way, it's funny and interesting. Me as a 'sex symbol' whoda thunk it?

Anyway, the whole Don Imus thing is really shitty. Someone needs to wire his mouth shut. I've listened to some of his rhetoric lately and let me tell you, it sucks. People are crying for him to being fired, but, Isaiah Washington didn't get fired for dropping the 'F' bomb not once, but twice. . .and he's still on Grey's Anatomy. Is it a double standard? Not sure. . .but it seems like no one bats an eyelash about it.

So, recently a good friend of mine has had a falling out with someone they've been friends with for quite a long time. But, as things happen, these people are no longer friends. My friend said their peice and was done with it. . .but the other party continues to slam and drag my friend through the mud. Why? I can't quite understand how you can hate someone so much after being friend for so long. But what really floors me is how they can continue to just bash and trash and piss and moan continually when it should all be over and done with. Why try to create more drama like that? Why not just let sleeping dogs lie. Agree to disagree, stay away from each other and wish no ill will. Seems like a fairly adult thing to do, but perhaps it's too much to ask. . .not sure. People is odd.

Well, I'd planned on this being a quickie, but I guess I had more to say than I thought. . .Me? Long winded? NEVER!!! That's kinda like saying "He's not gay, he's in a fraternity!' *50 points to the first person to name where that quote comes from!*

I have never been asked if I was going to church on Easter so many times in my life as I have been this last week. What is it about people in the south and Easter? Do they really think that going to church twice a year is going to buy them into Heaven? Because, honestly, they are no saints.

Not that I have room to talk. I cuss so badly I could make a sailor blush. But you all know that, don't you? :-) But I also don't fool myself into thinking that going to church on Easter and Christmas is really going to make me look like a better person. To be honest, in my own opinion, I have very low opinions of organized religions. But, I'll leave that rant for another time.

So, the past two weeks have been really wonderful. Lance is working the morning shift now, so we get to spend more time together. Not only does it save on gas, but it also allows us to work out together, eat at a decent time and basically have time to be a couple, instead of only having a weekend day. That and he's a lot happier in his job now. Not that he likes it by any means, but it's much more tolerable for him. . .and that makes me a lot happier.

I discovered about a month ago, that my gamecube is no more :-( It sucks. . .I miss playing Zelda and Pokemon!!!! *tear* But, while we save up some money to buy either a new one or possibly a Wii. . .I've gotten into playing Dragon Ball Z with Lance. I am really not very good at video games. . .in fact, I suck terribly. . .but I still enjoy playing. . .especially easier games for dipshits like me. . .Anyway, I've gotten fairly good at DBZ. . .my favorite characters to play with are Piccollo and Krillin. I'm best with them for some reason, not really sure why. . .I think it's the whole not being able to remember combos thing. Maybe it's because I like green guys or guys with a series of 6 dots on their forehead. . .who knows. . .anyway. . .I can actually beat Lance every now and again when we play. . .it's fun.

So, we're moving. . .yeah. . .again. Not out of Dallas or anything, but we hate where we live now, mainly because of UGGHHH guy, but we want something a little nicer than this. It's been great for our first place together, but we need more space and want something a bit more updated. We're not moving far though. . .There's a complex just up the street that's only about 5 years old that we're going to move into. We like it, because on the first floor, it has a little fenced in yard, which means we can let Sam come live with us. *Sam is Lance's dog* Although, it will be a little interesting, since Sam is bigger than I am. . .but it'll work out I'm sure. That and I feel bad that Lance's parents keep him outside most all of the time. Poor doggie :-( Even though he's a big dog, he deserves some A/C too!!!

Anyway. . .If you get a chance and want to see some bitchy college girls get murdered. . .see Black Christmas. If you want to see some hardcore bitches fight weird humanoid thingies. . .watch The Descent. . .if you like cute dragons magic and action. . .watch Eragon and if you like Robin Williams and Laura Linney. . .Man of the Year. . . . .yeah, that's what we rented this weekend, and all decent pictures. Dyl's picks of the week. Cheers!


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There's something overtly sexy watching Lance in nothing but athletic shorts playing Dance Dance Revolution right in front of me. He just told me he'd try to make his moves extra sensual for my benefit. Little does he know, all he has to do is look at me with those beautiful eyes and I fall in love all over again. . .

So, one of the worlds most famous fire crotch has been showing off her nether regions again. It's repulsive and yet fun to watch Lindsay Lohan show off her junk. . .even though it looks like day old roast beef. Although, it is better than seeing Fantasia's gorrilla knuckle otherwise known as 'puppy paw'.

So, this weekend I introduced Lance to Bruce Campbell and 'Army of Darkness'. I hadn't seen the movie in a good 5 years and it still cracks me up, no matter how many times I see it. There's nothing quite as fun as Bruce spouting out his one liners, ie "Gimmie Some Sugar Baby" "Oh, that's just what we call, pillow talk, baby" and "This is my BOOM Stick!" I would have never expected to find Army of Darkness in the horror section, as it's more humor than horror, but that's Blockbuster for you.

I had a job interview on Friday for Dunbar Cash Vault, for a Vault Supervisor position. It sounds like a great job with a lot of room for advancement, let alone the fact that it pays $11,000.00 more a year than I'm making now makes it even more tempting. Although it's located in Grapevine, so not really sure how I'd like that, but I suppose the extra money would really help. Driving an extra 20 minutes doesn't bother me that much.

Lance has been telling me that he's been watching Maury most days before he comes into work. Seems like all he ever has on there is 'Who's my baby's daddy?' That reminds me a lot of the Jenny Jones show, where every day was some sort of makeover day. Today on Jenny Jones, Pregnant teen makeovers. Today on Jenny Jones, Mothers of pregnant teen makeovers. Today on Jenny Jones, Celebrity makeovers. Today on Jenny Jones, remakeover makeovers. . .etc Who was/is your favorite talk show host? I always had an affinity for Phil Donahue myself. . .what a liberal prick he was. haha

Sometimes I really miss taking an hour long break for lunch. When I worked for the bank I used to take that hour and watch my favorite soap opera, One Life To Live. I've not watched in a couple years now, but I'm sure I'd be able to pick up right where I left off. . .especially if Nikki/Vicki is still insane :-)

So, I've read every book that I own at least twice, so I'm looking for some new material to read. And I am not referring to porn. Anyone recommend any good authors?

Often times I think of the strangest things at really inopportune times. I'm sitting at work, bored out of my mind, cuz Ashley is working at the Irving store today. I was reading this article about a Fertility Clinic that is targeting gay men as customers. (for adoption) So, I started wondering to myself, if people really smoke after sex. Do you smoke after sex? I'm not sure if I do, I've never really looked in the mirror. . .I do know that my chest gets all red. . .ANYway, that was probably TMI for you. . . .

Aside from the boredom, I'm having a really great day. I've got my yahoo launchcast playing some actually VERY decent music today. I've been jamming whilst I read ABCNews.com and Perez Hilton. I just can't read the REAL news without reading the gossip. . .such a sad person am I :-) But, since I don't watch the news here in Texas, this is the only way for me to stay informed as to what's going on in the world. That and well, sometimes there's not much else to do once I get my work done.

Since I'm a non-self respecting gay man, I'm getting all fired up for Wrestlemania on April 1st. I know it's cheesy, but damnit. . .some of those guys are H O T and watching the bitch fights is actually quite enjoyable. That paired with the fact that I would LOVE to see Donald Trump get his head shaved is reason enough for me to watch. Watching wrestling at my house is almost like going to church. I think we watch more than most people go to church, but that's beside the point! There are 3 nights of WWE wrestling and 1 night of TNA wrestling. . .TNA has shitty story lines, but the wrestling is decent at times, and they have Sting. . .he rules. As far as my favorite WWE wrestlers. . .by far HHH and Mickie James. . .I LOVE me some M. James! I would lick her seven ways from Sunday!!!!! *is it weird for a gay guy to say that?*

Lance and I went and saw Norbit this weekend. If you haven't seen it. . .you should. It's totally awesome and funny. One of the characters reminds us of a woman that we work with, which made it even funnier, because now we have something to giggle about over lunch. Well, we always giggle over lunch, cuz I'm so damn funny lookin, but more reason for laughter is always good. Add that to the fact that we also make fun of the chick that's in Law & Order: CI, it's a great time. Ashley Lance and I actually thought of a great concept we thought would be great. . .Pair Law and Order: CI with WWE. . . .You'd have shit like:

"The Rock Says. . .You're under arrest, for murder! BROTHER! Ohhh Yeaahhh!!! WOOOO!

I guess you really wouldn't get it, unless you watched them both like we do, but hearing me do it is always a good time. . .yeah. So, I've become quite enthralled with all the trojan condom commercials. . .I want to meet Trojan Man. . .What's he like? Is he made entirely of rubber or is that just his suit? Does he come ribbed and pre-lubed with spermicidal jelly or is he just a regular one? So many questions. . .and yes, I think U2 should be the spokesband. . .Well, actually Keith Richards should be the advocate for abstinance. . .what a scary mothafuckah. . . .

So, we're already into March of 2007. Where the hell does time go? I've been in Texas almost 2 years, with Lance for 1 year 4 months and in my current job for 10 months. It seems such a short time ago that I packed up everything I could fit in my car and drove down here. Man, time really does fly as you get older. . .

Anyway, I'm feeling much better this week as opposed to last. No surgery is in my future, although I will be getting new tubes in my ears on the 29th of this month. It'll be nice to be able to hear out of both ears again. . .what a novel idea. But I'm nowhere near as stuffy/clogged up/coughing/aching or generally bitter as I was this time last week. Amazing what a lil rest does for a body.

Anyway, Lance and I rented a couple of movies this weekend. We've yet to watch The Da Vinci code, but I'm really looking forward to it. I enjoyed the book intensely and am hoping the movie delivers. Although, not quite sure the casting of Tom Hanks was correct, I'm sure I can get past seeing the guy from "The Man With One Red Shoe." We also rented The Convenant, about a group of male warlocks. . .it was your normal fluff, but an interesting idea of how things went down in Salem. Although, after doing so much research on all that while performing in The Crucible a few years back, I'd have to say, their history was just a wee bit off. The third movie we rented was called Hellbent. I'm sure most people haven't heard of this film, I know we hadn't until we saw it on the shelf. It's a slasher flick, in the same lines of Halloween, but all of the characters in this movie happen to be gay. A gay slasher film. It wasn't a BAD film, but it wasn't a GREAT film either. . .but if you enjoy seeing a slasher flick with the added bonus of possible man on man action, I'd recommend it :-)

So, I think I mentioned in an earlier blog, that I am completely addicted to using google and wikipedia. I'm also really into watching wrestling ie WWE, TNA etc. I think I've read every wrestler's bio since I discovered wiki. I've also looked up quite a few other people, shows, movies, directors, etc etc. . .I'm such a loser. But, as they say. . .Nerds have more fun. . .or is it blondes? I never remember. . .

Ever have one of those weeks when nothing seems to go right? Well, that's been my week. Month end is always hell at work. I will never quite comprehend why salesmen think it's okay to fuck around all month long and then the week of month end jump through their ass to try and put through every worthless piece of shit deal that they make no money one. . .ARRGGGGHHH.

Not sure if a lot of people know, but I have really bad sinuses/ears. I've had tubes in my ears for the better part of my life. I think I've had 4 sets of tubes in my ears since the 6th grade. I guess that works out to roughly 4.25 years per set. Anyway, One of the tubes fell out of my left ear a couple months ago, no problems. Just the annoying popping occasionally. Well, Monday the other tube decided to fall out and I've been in terrible pain ever since. The hole in my eardrum where the tube used to be hasn't closed yet and I'd like to chop off my head. The reasoning for the tubes? Well, my ears don't drain without them and unless I have tubes in I have chronic sinus and ear infections, generally in tandem. So, since that tube fell out, my head has been full of mucus, I've been coughing/sneezing/stuffy/in pain/miserable/want to chop off my head. I hope you get the drift. . . .

Anyway, I have an appointment with an Ear Nose & Throat doctor tomorrow, and I'm hoping to get away with just another set of tubes, although I have a suspicion that I'll have to have yet another surgery on my sinuses. For those that don't know what that entails, I'll tell you. . .though if you have a weak stomach, you may want to skip the next paragraph.

Basically, they take a vacuum and shove it up your nostrils and suck out all of the polyps/fluid/mucus/snot etc that's in the sinus cavities all around your head. Then, they cauterize anything that they've happened to open. Then, they pack gauze up your nose into your sinus cavity that is roughly between 8 & 9 inches long. After the surgery, you get to wear a gauze strip under your nostrils for a week to 10 days, for the drainage. Then after 2 weeks or so, you go back into the doctors office where they proceed to remove the guaze. They take a pair of needle nose plier things, shove them up your nose, grab the gauze and yank it out. Then, you get to wear gauze under your nostrils for another couple of days. . .just in case.

Needless to say, it's not a pleasant experience and I'm not looking forward to having another one. 2 has been enough, thanks. So for those who pray, please pray that I don't have to do that again, and that I can get away with tubes :-)

On other fronts, I bought a new bed, cuz the one Lance and I were sleeping on was old and tired. We now have a gynormous king sized bed. Seems like we could fit 2 other people on that bad boy with us. . .not that I'd want to. . .bed hog and all. Our trip back to Iowa is still on. We'll be driving back, so I can bring some more stuff with me that's still in storage at my father's house.

Oscars- BORING. Anna Nicole Smith- Bury the bitch and give the baby to a sane person. Britney- CRACK IS WHACK. Bobby Brown- Stop ending up in jail asshole. Paris Hilton- Stop being a dumb bitch whilst driving and you won't get pulled over.

And thus concludes another rant. Cheers!

So, Lance and I went to see Epic Movie last Saturday night. *His choice, not mine* I can't even begin to describe what a waste of time that was. The best parts were of course, in the previews. Other than a few cheesy sight gags, it was devoid of any humor. Sadness.

I was asked the other day "Why are you gay? It says in the bible that homosexuality is wrong. You don't deserve the same rights or respect as other people, because you're gay." Needless to say, I was a little taken aback by those statements. The question is a little easier to deal with. Why am I gay? That's like asking someone why they're str8. I just am. I can't change the way that I was made. Whether people want to believe it, I was born gay. And so were all other gay people.
As for the statements. . .well, everyone is entitled to their own opinion on the bible, but every person deserves the same rights and respects as the rest of humanity. It angers me that people can pick and choose which parts of the bible they want to take literally and which they want to ignore. Jesus' statement in the New Testament was "Love thy neighbor as thyself" It wasn't "Love thy neighbor, but only if they're heterosexual"
My rights. I have the right to believe, live as I choose. My rights should not be dimished at all, because I happened to fall in love with another man.
I was amazed to find an article where a woman was complaining that "Atheists are the last minority that it's okay to hate." What a crock of bull that is. Atheists do not have laws written into state constitutions banning them from being married to the person of their choice. Atheists do not have to live their lives in fear that someone may brutally bash them. Atheists do not have to hear such choice phrases as "faggot" "cocksucker" "ass pirate" "fags go to hell" etc.
Do I agree with her on some issues? Yes, it is wrong for people to discriminate against her, because of her belief system. It is, however, wrong for her to assume that the way she believes is the only minority being persecuted.
I think the major problem is large groups of people worrying to much about what other people do on their own time in their own homes and bedrooms. I don't care who my neighbor sleeps with. I don't care what religion people in my office subscribe to. It is their choice to believe/act/feel in a certain way. Their rights are not diminished. But because I happen to love another man, my rights are.
I think if we all started minding our own business more, this world would be a much happier, healthier place. RIP Anna Nicole Smith

That's hot! Kiss her again! Do it!!

So I've become an avid reader of Perez Hilton.com. Don't ask me why. . .it's just absolutely hysterical. Lately there have been like three or four photos of Ice T's wife, Coco. . .showing off her hungry Camel Toe. I swear this chick's nether regions are CONSTANTLY hungry. . .FEED IT!! FEED THE WHOLE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear it's like a venus fly trap waiting for its next victim.

So, I Dylan the chunkster, has started working out again. I became too much of a hefer, so I decided to pre-empt my fatness. I've been doing situps every day for almost 2 weeks now, also playing Dance Dance Revolution with Lance and walking a lot when I can and stretching every day. I think the stretching is my favorite part. . .I miss being really bendy. . .it's great for some activities! So, my stomach has started shrinking, my abs are getting really tight, as are my bum legs and chest. After a certain point I figure I'll start adding weights to the mix, but I really prefer just doing cardio and my situps. . .I've really gotten into the situps for some reason. I hated them in school, now I don't feel right if I don't do them. . .weird.

So Ashley and I *she and I share this office* have been feeling really lazy lately. . .not sure why. . .it just gets to be a certain point in the day and we shut down. Unfortunately for us that won't last very long as business starts heating up due to tax time, but we're enjoying it while we can. Sometimes I wonder if we laugh too much up here. . .but probably not. A lot of the salesmen here think that she and I have something going on. We're always together as we share an office, plus we always eat lunch together and are generally inseperable while at work. It's interesting seeing the way they look at us. Reminds me of the song "Me and Mrs. Jones" *we've got a thing going on*

Today is our 14 month anniversary *for Lance and I* it's gotten SO easy to remember the date, as it's one of our paydates. I love anything convenient. I don't think we're doing anything special today, as he's working tonite. But perhaps this weekend we'll go to dinner. Do couples really do anything special for a 14 monther? As this is my longest REAL relationship ever, I have no clue. *I've had several fantasies, but nothing substantial*

I never EVER thought that I'd be with someone. . .as my best friends know all too well. But I got lucky. . .go me. I hope everyone I know can be as lucky as I've been.